A nurse on staff lol

Hey-loo!

How are y'all? Me, I'm completely dead on my feet! I've been working non stop for the past 4 days (I can almost hear Eric say: Pfft, I've been working non stop for the past 4 YEARS! lol). Anywho, for someone who has never worked before, it's a big deal. All I can say is YAY MONEY! I have a great little story for everyone! Here goes:

Yesterday, I was working at Tutti Frutti (THE best breakfast restaurant ever) as a hostess, and because I'm studying in nursing when someone got hurt (Sylvie spilt coffee on her hand) they came to see me automatically. I told them that as soon as someone got hurt, they could come see me. After tending to her hand, making sure she was ok, I was back to my spot near the front door. No sooner than an hour later, almost as if I had jinxed it, one of the cooks, Paul sliced his finger prettyyyy bad. Trying to not bring attention to his injury, he bandaged it up pretty quick (and pretty badly) and went back to work. For about 3 minutes. Realizing it was almost dripping, Hannah (the manager) came to get the staff nurse (me!) and asked me to bandage up his finger for him. Well, because I had to clean it, apply pressure, wait for Hannah to go get supplies for the bandage at Pharmaprix and then do the actual bandage, I ended up getting a nice little hour break from hostess duty. And totally LOVED it. I love being able to bring my nursing to work. Yay me. Also, I got to tend to a faint waitress (who hadn't eaten in about 6 hours), making her a piece of toast and getting her some juice. YAY ME!

Anywho, that was my little story!

Stephanie xoxox

Ooh la la!!!

Hey all,

I'm officially pooped. I just finished my first day as a cashier at IGA. I got "trained" from 9:30 to 10:00, and then boom! She (the head cashier) threw us into the water. And boy did I swim! I swam and swam and swam my way into almost 3000$ in sales! But GOD do my feet hurt! I mean, 8 hours on your feet does a lot of damage... :(

I also start tomorrow morning as a hostess at Tutti Frutti on St-Catherine (Atwater metro). So I'm totally rockin' two jobs! Haha, almost like Eric!

Anywho, I start early, so I'm gonna let y'all go and I'm just gonna include a nice pic of moi (well, I think it's nice lol)

Stephanie xoxox

Same shit, different day!

Heyloo all!

Well, as my title says, today has been a pretty boring day. I got woken up this morning at 8:23 by Zellers calling for a job interview. Well, I'll tell you how that went tomorrow. Anywho, yesterday I got into a huge fight with Marcos... I'll spare you the details, but it ends with: "I never wanna speak to you again!", and "FINE!". Guess this is the end of my partying days! Meh, I'll just have to find new and BETTER people to party with. Any offers?

On to my topic of the day:

The Nick Lachey VS Jessica Simpson debate!

I, personally, in my opinion, think that Nick is definately the winner! I mean, he has a new album out, with an AMAZING song on it (What's left of me) which you can listen to (and watch his quite odd music video) by clicking on this link:

http://music.aol.com/artist/nick-lachey/351437/main#

Jessica, on the other hand... Who's even HEARD her name in the tabloids lately? It's only to bitch her, and her name is only mentionned in articles about Nick. The articles read something like this: "after his very public split with Jessica Simpson..." or "Nick got hot, Jessica got fat!"
And plus, have you ever seen that chick SING? She looks like she's trying to swallow the microphone and she's kinda spasmic...

On the other hand... Have you ever seen Nick Lachey with no shirt on? I mean... Wow. Even with a shirt on that guy is smoking!

He was recently in Toronto to appear on Much On Demand (June 19th, 2006)

Still looking good!!

Ok. I know my readership is mostly male. If I ask you who is hotter, you're obviously gonna say Jessica, but trust me... She's just a red neck! But I will admit, she is kinda hot. lol.

Muy caliente!

I just wish they would get back together though... They were such a hot couple! Imagine how hot their kids would have been!

Anywho, I'm out! Don't forget to go listen to that song! And buy his album!

Stephanie xoxox

Too much partying makes the princess tired! :(

Hey y'all!

First off, a shout-out to my fellow past CSLers, Biliana and of course Eric (yes, again!)

Ok, so on with the post! As my title indicates, the sick girl that blogged on Thursday about being sooo sick has gotten over that! And BIG time... For you guys to understand the whole story, I'm gonna start at the beginning.

I met Marcos in the summer of '04 because he was dating one of my chickies, and he's the one who introduced me to the whole world of drugs and debauche... hihi. Anywho, after that summer, and a little bit of the fall, we lost Marcos. He just disappeered into thin air. Then, we kinda found him for about 2 weeks in the spring of '05. But we lost him again. God, he's starting to sound like a puppy! Anywaysss, we found him again about a month ago! We had heard he was dead, and we just walked to Charlevoix metro nice and drunk (me and the chickie, his ex) and found him! He was with his future girlfriend Cara. So, ever since, we've been chilling. Lately, he hasn't been talking with his ex, but we've been hanging a lot together. So, we've just been chilling at his girlfriend's house, watching movies, smoking some spliffs and just taking up the sun. We've had a lot of fun together, he's a majorly super cool dude, and his gf is pretty chill too.

Today, I went over around 2pm, we smoked a huge one, sat outside, watched some TV, then his mom and her boyfriend Joey came around. They're the coolest older people you've ever met! Well they're only about 40, but still. Super cool. Anywho, we spent some fun times, just breathing in the summer! :D It was majorly cool. We went all the way to the Old Port and went to see the fireworks, but we got there and we had just missed them! :( Doesn't matter, we still had a nice walk there and back, pushing Cara's daughter around in her carriage. She's such a sweet baby! She's about 3 months old. Awwwwwww. Y'all know me and BABIES! I go nuts!

Anywho, that was my little story for y'all. I'm gonna bid you all good night!

Stephanie xoxox

P.S This is what happens to one's leg when you leave Marcos alone with a pen and 5 minutes!

Sickkk!

Faithful readers,

Well, as my title might indicate, I have unfortunately come down with something. No... Not gone down on someone... But actually come down with something. I have tonsilitis, a seemingly quite strong bout of it too, and I've been feeling under the weather for the past couple of days. Also, I have been put on new meds, so they make me kinda droopy, which blows.

Anywho, today I go to the clinic, because last night I went to bed just knowing that I was gonna wake up with a sore throat. I wake up, take out my little pocket light and the back of a spoon and go "Ahhhhh!"... All I see is:



Not my actual throat, but I think that with my little graphic picture, you get the point.

So yeah, I go the clinic and see a doctor and tell him: "Hi, this is my sixth tonsillitis since September... I think I'm fed up now, and I need them removed...", to which he says: "I don't think you need them removed because as I can see with this little test (q-tip down throat culture) that is only 90% effective by the way, you do NOT have a bacterial form of tonsillitis, it is clearly a virus. Therefore, I won't give you a referal to get them removed and I won't give you any antibiotics. Take some Advil, you'll be fine. Buttttt, if you don't feel better you can go to the hospital and get ANOTHER q-tip jammed down your throat and when I get the results next Tuesday, then I'll see if I want to give you antibiotics."

Ok, as a nursing student, I must say BRAVO (!!!) Doctor! You have failed to learn basic things such as:

-Bacterial tonsillitis is the only form of the disease that causes white spots to form on the tonsills.
-Your little q-tip method is only 80% effective, not 90%.

Also, it hurts, damnit! And it hurts OFTEN. If someone had a brain tumor, you would remove THAT but if I have tonsills that grow to the size of GOLF balls and prevent me from...:

a) eating
b) drinking
c) BREATHING!

You don't do a damn thing?! Well, faithful readers, as y'all should know by now "j'ai pas la langue dans 'poche!", or in English, I'm pretty outspoken. So, I told him: "Look, if YOU won't get these things removed I'm gonna want a referral for someone who will. So I need you to give me a prescription NOW for PenVec 600 mg bid for 10 days, I want a referral for an otorhinolaryngologist (or ear-nose-throat doctor) and I want a slip for another throat culture. Thank you." So, he shut up. And gave me three little papers, just as I had asked. Oh, and now, I will prove my whole "white-spot" theory with a picture:

Let's recap:

Doctor - 0
Stephanie - 2

Also, here's a little something I found on Yahoo! Health:

"A normal or negative test means that strep bacteria may not be present:

-Up to one-third of negative rapid strep test results are false. This means that in up to one-third of the cases when a rapid strep test is negative, the person actually has a strep throat infection. Negative rapid strep tests should be followed by a throat culture."

(http://health.yahoo.com/ency/healthwise/hw54524)

So, this has been a public service announcement from Stephanie B inc. reminding you to take out that flashlight and look at the back of your throats if ever discomfort is felt. Take charge, don't be afraid to KNOW. The best defence against ignorant pricks, I mean doctors, is to take matters into your own hands. Google is your friend!

Stephanie xoxox

Paroles et paroles et parolessss...

Hello to all,

Today's post is about everything that is going on in my mind right now. Many disturbances, shall we call them are happening in my life, making me think deeply about what to do, what not to do, and who to do said things with.

1) I have, as of now, sworn off all relationships for at least the next 3 months. I know I've posted about this before, and said that men are caca and all that... But I just feel the need to repeat it. Men are utter and pure caca. All of them. I just need to become a man-hater like Melina lol (you know I love ya, putana senza testa! lol). I need to gain perspective on what I want to do with my life. And men tend to make me lose focus. So... Buh bye.

2) Swearing off relationships means swearing off sex. I have vowed to ax it, and Blog-God be my witness, I will! Meaningless sex is a no-can-do for me, I just can't NOT get attached, and attachement leads to relationships... (read item 1)

3) My life priorities (vaguely inspired by David) ---> Mom - Friends - School - Partying like a crazy biotch - Cleaning my room - Taking the garbage down - Love.

4) I need to clean up my act. Starting with a nice little menage of my friends. I need to become a better person, someone that my future kids can be proud of. So... No more drugs, booze and sex. The end. I think... lol

5) Yes, David, I'm at 90... But this post would have gone faster if I didn't have a kazilion people talking at once. SEE!

I know it's small... But NOTE the FIVE windows open... All seeming to flash at the same time. ICK! TRY to post with THAT going on!

Anywho, that's what's going on in my retarded mind right now!
The bitch is out, my number one fan is impatient. Sheesh!

David says:
are u done yet
David ® &WhenILookBackNow... K BaHHHHHHHH says:
ohhh guess wattt
Stephanie says:
what? lol
David ® &WhenILookBackNow... K BaHHHHHHHH says:
are you done yet?
David says::
oh and P.S :
David says::
ARE U DONE YETTTTTTTT???

Lol, love y'all, Stephanie xoxox

Lalalala... lol

Gooooood morning!

Well, today's post is gonna be rather short, as I am almost falling asleep on my chair trying to type this thing... Anywho, I went out last night... I've been going out too much so I guess that's why I'm tired... lol Maybe I should stop. Anywho, I had fun last night. I dunno what else to say man...

Rants:

-Curfew... Fuck it, man!

Raves:

-Vodka and Seven-Up... Yummeyy...

The bitch is going back to BED,
Stephanie xoxox

Another break up?!

Hello to all :)

I know I've been a bad daily poster, because I've been posting only once every two days, but I have reasons, I swear!!! I just keep going out late lol. Last night I got home at 1:18 (or so my mom says...). Anywho, I went on a very nice date, which I will tell you all the details of... NOW!

First of all, we went to go get coffee and we shared a piece of chocolate mousse cake (which is NOTHING like the one at Three Amigos, trust the person who has had it at least 30 times lol) and then we went to the movies to see The Break Up, with Ms Ex-Pitt (Jennifer Aniston) and Vince Vaughn, a real life couple btw. It's all about a couple who meets at a baseball game, and the REAL beginning of the movie is when they break up. They just do everything in their power to piss the other off, as they are both still staying in the condo they had bought together. Anywho, I won't spoil the end. But boyyyyy... It sucks. An average of 7.5/10, with at least 1.5 deducted for the shitty shitty SHITTY ending. Then we went for some drinks, where I discovered that OMG! Gin and tonic isn't just the sissy drink on Coronation Street! Major surprise of the night! lol No wait, it gets better. Anywho, after some drinks (for me, NOT for the driver, that would have been simply TOO scandalous) and some chit-chat, we got to talking about the Mont Royal... To which I will confesss, I had never been. So we took a nice long drive all the way up there to Beaver Lake, and decided to smoke a cigar lol (I know, I know, I'm gonna die. Boo hoo.) We light up our cigar, just as a dance group is clearing the stage... And guess who I see? My TEACHER :O! Now THAT was scandalous, I was a little embarrased to be caught smoking a cigar by a NURSE, but you know... I'll get over it. Anywho, after an hour or so of cigar smoking and some more chit-chat, we decided to head off to the ultimate late-nite eatery, Picasso's on St-Jacques (right beside PJ's, for those who aren't familiar with it) and had some yummy food. Then at 1:18AM, I headed inside, slipped on my new Microsoft shirt and went to bed in my freshly washed, 350 thread count, Egyptian cotton, PINK sheets. (ERIC: Hihi... Bascaron... :P)

So that's my life right now. I guess I need to find pics of the movie for y'all now...

What a hot painting lol.

Meeting at the baseball game... (You'd think she could pick a hotter guy though lol)

Anywho, the bitch is out! Love you's xoxox

^^ I survived the Anti-Christ ^^

Hi-loo!

I should have posted this yesterday, but what can I say... I was lazy. And banned from using the internet. lol.

So, I spent my 06-06-06 (666) in a nice way, a way I'm sure Satan himself would have approved of. I slept in allllll the way till 2:30pm, then went to see The Omen at the Paramount (downtown) with my friend, then we went for some girly face product shopping, then had some great drinks and shisha at a great lounge on Bishop called the K Lounge who had the coolest bartender ever (I think his name was Chris... :S), then we went for some ultra amazing Pad-Thai and then, sadly, went our seperate ways. Sooo, I bet all you movie go-ers are dying to know... How was The Omen? Here's my humble opinion.

A good beginning, a steady almost slow pace plot and a terrifying ending, make this movie a 8.0/10 in my books. A great date movie, I think, because there ARE some long bits where nothing interesting happens, so... That's always a good thing for young couples sitting in the back row... Sigh, I miss that. Anywho, fragile hearts beware, there are a few *screams* moments... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :D

Fuckin' scary little dude, man... Named Damien.

The nanny and Damien

Happy little family... Or is it?

Anywho, I have impatient readers (coughDavidcough),

Stephanie xoxox

Heyloo 8-)

Heyloo all!

Last night, I went to one of my friend's house, and we had a girl's night in. We decided to make some carrot and ginger potage, then we watched cheaper by the dozen 2, with a very skinny looking Hilary Duff (pictures below), but of course, who can even STAND her before a good joint, right? So, before the movie, we went and smoked one lol. So that was my night. Now, I'm waiting for someone to come back online so I can see if I'm doing something tonight, and I'm listening to an incredibly corny song called "Unfaithful" by Rihanna. God, it's so... Argh. lol. Listen to it, and you'll understand where I'm coming from.

























2005 ......................................................................................... 2004

Also, I need to rant a little about how much men PISS ME OFF. Everytime I make a "date", whether if it's with a friend for coffee, or with a more-than-friend for dinner, it's always postponed, cancelled or the idiot is LATE. I mean, I know playing hard-to-get is like... the cool thing to do, but me, it just PISSES ME OFF :@. So, if any of you dudes are reading this, understand how annoyed I am, and BE ON TIME! God, ranting with an audience is fun :D lol.

Anywho, the bitch is out,
Stephanie xoxox

Hi-dee-ho!

Hello faithful readers, and welcome to the 8th installement of my wonderful blog-posting-extravaganza!!! lol. Good mood, much? Yes, very much! Just blasting the techno in my ears, and thinking about what to write. Also, I need to apologize to all my daily readers, who were probably saddened by yesterday's lack of posting. I was sort of a little/a lot um... under the weather, shall we call it?, last night when I got home. I went straight to bed, and woke up today at 1:45PM lol. So, again, sorry. Mmmmm chicken. Ha, sorry my mom is watching the food network. lol

Anywho, today is a very non-gossip, non-ranting/raving day. Nothing is capturing my attention much lately... OOOOOOOH! A piece of LINT! Oops, sorry. Back to my post. Right, so not much is going on. So meh. I guess I'll let y'all go, and come back when I actually have something to post about.

Oh, I got my fourth reader request, and I feel that it's gonna be a longgggg post, and I need a second opinion (aka Eric) to complete it. It's gonna be big. It might take a while though, because I'm just THAT lazy. lol

Have a nice day, people!
Stephanie xoxox

Just for David

Here's my third request:

Stephanie: Muaha! Eric'sTinkerbell says:
sure you dont have a request for my blog?
David ® &WhenILookBackNow... K BaHHHHH says:
clubbin

Hmmmm... How specific. So, here's the direction I'm taking this:

1- Good music
2- Good drugs
3- Pictures

1- A good clubbing experience would not be complete without the perfect auditory phenomenon, commenly known as good music. Techno is usually the appropriate choice, for it has a good beat to dance to (or more like stumble around to), it's loud, and it's addictive. I know first hand that techno music is addictive because I was introduced by none other than David himself. Good choices of songs include:
-Any song by Benny Benassi
-California Dreamin' by the Royal Gigolos
-Castles in the sky by Ian Van Dahl
-Extasy by DJ Tiesto
and many more amazingly addictive beats.

2-A good night clubbing is rarely complete without at least ONE recreational drug going on. For the purpose of this paragraph, alcohol is now considered a drug.
-Alcohol: Makes one feel wobbly, giggly, and all around happy!
-Marijuana: Also known as pot or weed... Marijuana is just a good party drug. It makes you feel kinda goofy, kinda cool, and it's a known aphrodisiac. A great mix, for a great party!
-Extasy: A new discovery of mine, extasy, also known as E or X, is a drug that heightens your senses. Sound and touch mostly. You feel everything more intensly, and this is when the amazing beat of techno comes along. You can almost SEE the music, making extasy a good party drug.
-Others: Don't know lol

Pictures!

See, now that's just FUNNY!

Anywho, I have to let Eric hack into my blog now. I'll post my fourth request later!

Stephanie xoxox

P.S Here's a pic I slipped in here for Eric... It has SOMETHING to do with clubbing lol

Just for Eric (Britney...)

My very own, SECOND, reader request within 24 hours:

-=-3r!c-=- a lil more ... Blogging ' XD says:
can i make a request for your blog
Stephanie: Muaha! Eric'sTinkerbell says:
sure
-=-3r!c-=- a lil more ... Blogging ' XD says:
Where the Britney?
-=-3r!c-=- a lil more ... Blogging ' XD says:
lol

Soooo, here I go on a quest for some Britney gossip and pictures.

First of all, the gossip:

-She's pregnant with her second child. No due date has been announced.
-Her new nanny, is a MANny. And quite cute.
-K-Fed, her husband, sucks (not that this is news to ANYONE)

For more Britney gossip, read Eric's blog daily. (www.riv3rside.blogspot.com)

Now, the pictures.

Britney doing what Britney does best, being half-naked.

Now, she's BOTTOM-naked. Sigh, I'm beginning to see a pattern here...

Britney now ALL naked! Wow... lol

Anything for a scandal, huh?

Pregnant with baby number one, Sean Preston

Second pregnancy pics on my second blog post, I believe.

Anywho, there you go, Eric! Voila, la Britney!

Sigh, any MORE requests?

Stephanie