What a night, what a night!!!

Hi to all!

Well, last night was Maggie's party. And what a night it was! I had tons of fun. I don't know about her... She didn't look all that drunk... I dunno, I guess it's only me who needs booze to have fun haha.

Anywho, the night started at St-Laurent Metro at 10:30. We all met there (Me, Maggie the bday girl, Laura the pink haired wonder, Fred the second coolest male cashier, Secul , Noah the one with the Pirates of the Carrabian tattoo, Martini, and like 5-6 other people I don't remember). We were still debating if we were going to Le Loft or Le Drugstore... Ended up deciding to go to Le Loft. The booze is cheap! One of the main factors that influenced our choice... hihi. Anywho, with fake ID in tow, I got into the club, paid my cover fee of 6$ and got stamped HORNY! I know right?! How do THEY know that?! lol. Anywho, I started off the night with a vodka orange juice (5 bucks! Cheap?! I think not!), had maybe... 3 beers out of Maggie's birthday pitcher. And then... The shooters began. I decided to just get with it, and order 12 (me and Laura together, 24 shooters for 26 bucks! Now THAT'S cheap!!!) . Well, I had 8. At the bar. Didn't even bother taking them to the table. Just bang. And it's yummy too! Mmmm. Kamikaze it's called (1 part tequila or vodka, one part orange liqueur, and a dash of lime juice). Then, I went for a smoke with Fred, our resident cool cashier. The booze starts kicking in. I'm like wooooooooo. Anywho, I'm still feeling fine. I went and sat down for a while, did a tequila shooter with Laura. Then we decided to go get MORE shooters. I had 6 more. I know, you're thinking WHY ISN'T SHE DEAD. Well, it's an easy explination. I'm fat. I have more blood, so the alcohol dilutes more. Anywho, we all decided around 1 to go take the last metro and go to the Drugstore! In case you don't know, it's a lesbian bar in The Village. Well, we get there, go into the bathroom and are immediately accosted by these lesbians. "Are you gay?". No, I'm not. "Are you bi?" Well... Actually. I don't know. I think I am. Well, then, one of the them, her name is Shan, she decides to give me a hickey! Well, I'm totally PLASTERED, so I'm like WHY NOT! Boom. Hickey. Long story short, I gave like 6 people hickeys, including one gay guy, got 2 hickeys on various body parts, got 4 phone numbers and got a kiss from a girl! I know right, I'm easy? No, I was just drunk. Just for fun, I went online and took a "Blood Alcohol Test". You enter your weight, how many drinks you had in how many hours, and if you're a girl or guy... Mine was:

Your estimated blood/breath alcohol concentration is
.241 g/210 liters of breath

Legal is 0.08. That's FOUR time the legal limit.

"0.30 g/210 liters of breath - At this level most people will lose conciousness"

Close call! But what a fun close call it was!

Anywho:
Resume of my drinking (how many drinks it equals)
3 beers (3)
1 Vodka-OJ (1)
14 Kamikaze shooters (0.9 drinks each)
1 Tequila shooter (1)
1 Juicy Pussy drink (2.1)
1 Sour Puss shooter (0.6)

Total: 20.1 drinks.

LOL! I love me.

Anywho, I'm tired. I have to go to bed... Sleep off this headache. lol.

Stephanie the ShooterQueen
xoxoxo

Confessions of a teenage drama queen.

Heyloo everyone!

How is everyone doing? Well, I know it's been a while since I last blogged, but you know... Work has been murder. Although I haven't been doing a lot of hours, it's still harder than doing nothing, which is basically what i'm used to ... lol. I haven't been doing much with my time, basically just working and yesterday I went to see Pirates of the Carabian? (Carabean? meh, who cares, anyways?!) Anywho, I went with John, yes HIM! The cashier at my job that caused my entrance into the gossip mill. It was me, him, my friend and his ex. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Akward right... Not really. At least not for me... I feel kinda bad for him though, I mean, sandwhiched between a hot chick and your ex!!! Oh yeah, I was hot. I was totally ROCKING the boobs yesterday. I love having big boobs lol. You get to make the little boobed people feel cheap lol. Anywho, it was great. We went to dinner afterwards at 3Amigos. We all ate really goodly. Mmmmm margaritas. Yummy.

Well, today I went to work, which was supposed to be my day off. I went to bed at like... 4:30AM and got woken up at 8 by one of my bosses who called to ask me to come in to work at 10... Well, I have to work SOME time! Woo hoo, money! Anywho, today I bumped into Maggie, a girl that works at the Pret-a-manger (the place where you get chicken and shit) and it's her birthday party tomorrow night! At Le Loft, a club downtown. I HOPE that I can go! We're gonna get sooooo wasted. Hey, maybe John will come! It IS the IGA crew going lol. Ha. How ghetto! Anywho. I'm gonna go watch Mean Girls. God, I love that movie. Definetely top ten. Woo hoo!

Love ya's *mwa-mwa*, (scene from movie for those of you who live under a rock lol)
Stephanie xoxox













UPDATE!!!!!! I'm going to Maggie's party tomorrow night woo hoo! I'm getting sooooo wasted. Watch out random men, this chick grabs asses when she's drunk lol. Oh, and takes baths. But that's a WHOLE other story. Right John? ;)

Doctors are cool lol

Well, I'm sorry for not posting as much as before, but I have been crazy busy with work. And I have tons of news for you guys.

First of all, the tattoo is doing great! It's still a little scabbed over but it should clear up soon. It'll be soooo hot! :D

Secondly, yesterday, I was laid off from Tutti-Frutti! Which, suprisingly didn't actually make me sad. I was gonna quit anyways. Working 12 hours a day (6 at T-F, 6 at IGA) was killing me. I mean, there's only so much I could do. Meh. Life is short, too short to waste being bored out of my mind for 12 hours a week.

Thirdly, today, I went to see that throat specialist that I was telling you guys about when I had my tonsillitis. So, she (Dr Picard) looks at my dossier, which has all the records of my, count them, SIX tonsillitises since August of '05, and says, "Well, I'm not sure if this is enough to remove the tonsills... Let's look at your throat." So, she takes a pocket light, and a stick and "AHHHH!". And she says: "Wow! Us doctors, we rate tonsills on a one to four scale, one being completely normal, and four meaning that they are so swollen they touch (both sides of your throat are touching together). Yours are a THREE. And you're completely healthy. Which is NOT normal. So out they go!" So... Yes, you heard right... I'M GETTING MY TONSILLS OUT! That means no more 6-7 infections a year, no more missing school, no more trouble swallowing... No more PAIN! Woo hoo! :D I don't know when I'm gonna get my appointement, probably in September or October.

WOO HOO!

Stephanie xoxoxo

P.S I forgot to mention that I went to the pool on Tuesday and got a third degree sunburn! And now, I'm leaving to go to my dad's. Woo hoo.

Tattoed, biotches!

Hey all!

Well, it's official. The bitch (meaning me!) got a tattoo! My very first, very own body ink!!!
So, when you tell people you got a tattoo, the first thing they ask is: "Did it hurt?!". Well, I'm not gonna lie and say it didn't because honestly... It did! I was there with someone and I was squeezing her hand so hard, SHE probably felt my pain too! lol. On a scale of one to ten... Maybe a 7... It's second most pain I remember having. After the wisdom teeth getting pulled. Because THAT was bad.

Anywho, first off, a picture of a pre-tattoo back so you can see where on my shoulder it is.

Now, a pic of my post-tattoo back. I wanted to take pics DURING, but the guy said he would rather not. And trust me, I wasn't about to fuck with him. lol

Ain't it perrty?! I personnaly, in my opinion, love it. Like totally and utterly. Love it. But that's me. I'm the one who's gonna have this thing forever and ever... I LOVE IT! YAY!

Anywho, it hurts now, lol. So I'm gonna go to bed, I work tomorrow... So I'll blog again tomorrow with all the details on the healing process of my new TATTOO!!!!

Stephanie xoxox

Inked

Hey everyone!

Well, it's official... I'm getting a tattoo. Like... today. In 2 hours and 1 minute (at 1PM). I can't WAIT! I'm getting this:

On my right shoulder blade. I love it. I've been contemplating what to get and where for like 6 months, so it's not like I'm doing this on a "coup de tete". I've really thought it out, long and hard, and I know that I'm gonna have this forever. It's gonna be so hot when my grandkids see me as "our granny is cool. She has a TATTOO!" And it's totally FATE! My mom is watching The View and they're having a show on tattoos! YAY!

Anywho, I'm gonna go watch this, because it's just something I CAN'T miss. I'll keep you posted on how it went, and how it looks (I'll include pictures of before, during and after)

Stephanie xoxox

When a stranger blogs!

Heyloo!

Sorry for being so absent from the blogging world this past week, I have been KILLED by work. Monday I had my first day off in 10 days, and I spent it just sleeping. Really. Like 16 hours straight of sleep... Mmmm... But who am I to complain about working too much? Gotta make that money! I'm getting a tattoo soon... I'll keep you posted!

So, work has been pretty cool. Out of my two jobs, I'm totally loving the cashier one better though... I dunno, everyone is so nice to me, because I do my job (right, might I add), and I'm pretty outgoing. I guess people respond to that... I dunno. It's just such a fast paced environement. Everything goes by so fast. I mean, last thing I remember I'm signing in, and next thing you know... My break is here! I get back from break, and boom! I'm done and I go count my cash. 4 hours just went by and it seems like 10 minutes. I love it. Also, I'm pretty fond of my coworkers. Everyone is so nice! There's one cashier, she's an older lady and also pretty new, she's always telling me codes that I don't remember, and coming to my cash to help me bag my stuff. I love her. I used to shop at that IGA a lot (before I started working there) and I always used to use her cash. She's so happy. I love happy people! lol. I'm such a loser. Tutti Frutti is nice and all, but time goes by sooooo slowwwwwww. I look at the clock like every second minute, because it's just that slow. It's fun though. I also love my coworkers. Hannah rocks! She's the manager. I love her.

Edit: My friend Sara just reminded me that I should sahre with you my immense JOY. I got to be the annoying voice on the intercom. Many time. "Un superviseur a la courtoisie, s'il vous plait, un superviseur a la courtoisie, merci!" lol I LOVE IT!

Eric, you're gonna be so proud of me! I've been working at IGA like a week, and I've already hit the grapevine. I love it. Me, in my stupid, innocent, non-knowing way, say to ONE person that I think a certain male cashier is cute. The same day in the lunchroom, this certain cashier already knows. Wow, who knew news goes that fast?! NOT ME! From now on, my mouth is zipped. I will never ever ever say something like that again. Sheesh. Although, I gotta say, it's pretty cool. Didn't even need to go through the enbarrasement of saying "Hi! I think you're cute!", he already knew lol!

Anywho, I think that's about all for my news,

Stephanie xoxox