Merry Christmas!

First of all, merry Christmas to all my faithful blog readers.

Secondly, on to my recovery:

God, this sucks ASS.

I am in soooooo much pain, I want to literally roll into a little ball and die. It hurts to breathe, it hurts to swallow, it hurts to blow my nose (which I still haven't figured out how to do!), it hurts to lick my lips, my neck hurts, my jaw hurts, I have two black eyes... I basically look like someone had a HUGE grudge against me, and decided to try to murder me right before Xmas. But all jokes aside, if anyone IS mad at me, and wants me dead, now would be a GREAT time to follow through on that. Thanks.

I don't know what else to say, aside from the fact that I've had like the equivalent of a morning snack's (not literally) worth of food in the past 80 something hours.

I've had:

3 applesauces
3 yogourts
2 styrofoam cups of carrot soup
1 styrofoam cup of brocolli soup
1 milkshake
2 freezies
1/2 cup of cooked pasta
2 mashed potatoes

God. Seriously, I am so hungry, but just THINKING of eating I'm like NAHHHHHHH. So what I'm gonna do right about now, is I'm gonna go get a yogurt, and I'm gonna take about 15 minutes to eat it.

Love y'all!

Stephanie xoxox

P.S Hi John! :D