What a night, what a night!!!

Hi to all!

Well, last night was Maggie's party. And what a night it was! I had tons of fun. I don't know about her... She didn't look all that drunk... I dunno, I guess it's only me who needs booze to have fun haha.

Anywho, the night started at St-Laurent Metro at 10:30. We all met there (Me, Maggie the bday girl, Laura the pink haired wonder, Fred the second coolest male cashier, Secul , Noah the one with the Pirates of the Carrabian tattoo, Martini, and like 5-6 other people I don't remember). We were still debating if we were going to Le Loft or Le Drugstore... Ended up deciding to go to Le Loft. The booze is cheap! One of the main factors that influenced our choice... hihi. Anywho, with fake ID in tow, I got into the club, paid my cover fee of 6$ and got stamped HORNY! I know right?! How do THEY know that?! lol. Anywho, I started off the night with a vodka orange juice (5 bucks! Cheap?! I think not!), had maybe... 3 beers out of Maggie's birthday pitcher. And then... The shooters began. I decided to just get with it, and order 12 (me and Laura together, 24 shooters for 26 bucks! Now THAT'S cheap!!!) . Well, I had 8. At the bar. Didn't even bother taking them to the table. Just bang. And it's yummy too! Mmmm. Kamikaze it's called (1 part tequila or vodka, one part orange liqueur, and a dash of lime juice). Then, I went for a smoke with Fred, our resident cool cashier. The booze starts kicking in. I'm like wooooooooo. Anywho, I'm still feeling fine. I went and sat down for a while, did a tequila shooter with Laura. Then we decided to go get MORE shooters. I had 6 more. I know, you're thinking WHY ISN'T SHE DEAD. Well, it's an easy explination. I'm fat. I have more blood, so the alcohol dilutes more. Anywho, we all decided around 1 to go take the last metro and go to the Drugstore! In case you don't know, it's a lesbian bar in The Village. Well, we get there, go into the bathroom and are immediately accosted by these lesbians. "Are you gay?". No, I'm not. "Are you bi?" Well... Actually. I don't know. I think I am. Well, then, one of the them, her name is Shan, she decides to give me a hickey! Well, I'm totally PLASTERED, so I'm like WHY NOT! Boom. Hickey. Long story short, I gave like 6 people hickeys, including one gay guy, got 2 hickeys on various body parts, got 4 phone numbers and got a kiss from a girl! I know right, I'm easy? No, I was just drunk. Just for fun, I went online and took a "Blood Alcohol Test". You enter your weight, how many drinks you had in how many hours, and if you're a girl or guy... Mine was:

Your estimated blood/breath alcohol concentration is
.241 g/210 liters of breath

Legal is 0.08. That's FOUR time the legal limit.

"0.30 g/210 liters of breath - At this level most people will lose conciousness"

Close call! But what a fun close call it was!

Anywho:
Resume of my drinking (how many drinks it equals)
3 beers (3)
1 Vodka-OJ (1)
14 Kamikaze shooters (0.9 drinks each)
1 Tequila shooter (1)
1 Juicy Pussy drink (2.1)
1 Sour Puss shooter (0.6)

Total: 20.1 drinks.

LOL! I love me.

Anywho, I'm tired. I have to go to bed... Sleep off this headache. lol.

Stephanie the ShooterQueen
xoxoxo