Just For Josh (sensitive eyes, abstain)

My very own, very first, reader request:

Choco - says:
where's the nudity? :(

To honour your request, voila, the nudity!

First photo: michealsanville.com

Second photo: lisaboylephotography.com

Third and last photo: carlmautz.com

You're welcome, Josh!

Now, I'm really out, Stephanie xoxox

Has this ever happened to you...?

Have you ever had one of those... DUH moments when you figure out what seems like your entire life? A moment when everything is so clear. Well, shoot me, maybe it was the drugs, but yesterday, my entire life made sense. I finally figured out what I need to do with my life. It's been around for a while, this feeling I have, but it's like I had an ephiphany... To say like my dear Seth Cohen "EU-FREAKIN'-REKA"!!! So here's the fruit of my reflexion.

I think that:

a) Men are caca. So no more caca, I mean men. Like David said to me today, men don't have much regard for us women's feelings. All they want is what they can get without a ring or commitement. They don't want babies, pillow talk and waking up with you... They want to fake-make-babies, dirty talk and to fall asleep on top of you.

b) Serious relationships are soooo caca. No more of those either. I just need to have fun and be free and careless. I'm young, I wanna live it up, go out, go clubbing, be me! See, I recently enbarked on what I now know was a mission: impossible, and see how that ended? Not goodly. So why should I get into a relationship knowing that, in the end, one of us is going to end heart-broken. Plus, in most cases, I'M the one who's all sad, so, I'm basically only protecting myself!

Anywho, I just thought I would share my thoughts with y'all, to see if I'm the only frustrated lesbian out there. Probably not.

The bitch is out with one final statement:

Ok, maybe two lol

Stephanie xoxoxo

Hot and sticky

Bonjour les amigos!

Today has been tiring, annoying and gay. I had a medical this morning for a job I might get.
Not many rants and or raves this afternoon.

Rants:

-This WEATHER!! It's currently 39 degrees with the humidex! That's PATHETIC!!!

Raves:

-Sleeping in. I miss it. :(

That's all for now, biotches!
Stephanie xoxox

Hot weather sucks lol

Hola biotches!

Today has been slowgoing, not much to do. Just got off the phone with a good friend.

Rants:

-This weather!!! It's fuckin' 28 degrees outside right now. Ick. I hate it. I want it to be 10-15 again :'(

-My dentist's assistant. It took her 5 minutes of poking and riping to get my stitches out (I got my wisdom teeth pulled out last week)

-Got admit it, Eric... Those leather leggings were prettyyyyyy ugly. (Worn by Lindsay Lohan)

Raves:

-I passed all my classes this semester!!! Oooooh yeah!

-Congrats to Anna on getting engaged. Good luck with married life! (For pictures and more info, read Eric's blog, here ---> www.riv3rside.blogspot.com)

-Lip gloss. Don't you love it?! I do. I have gotta own at least 20 of them. All so shiny and yummy tasting! lol (I know, major randomness... Shoot me, I probably have heat stroke!)

Images of the day:

-I just found pretty pictures of celebs that are currently pregnant (and/0r just popped a nouveau baby ---> Get it?! Shiloh NOUVEL? hihi)

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt's mother out with adopted son Maddox on Mother's Day and looking about ready to burst in a quite icky purple shirt lol

Britney's new baby bump

Gwen Stefani who just delivered Kingston James on May 26th (my mommy's bday!)

I couldn't find a good pic, but former Spice Girl, Geri (the redhead) just had a little girl on May 14th, named *brace yourselves* Bluebell.

And finally, a pic of "big as a home" Katie Holmes (ha) before she had little girl Suri on April 18th.

I'm soooo obssessed with pregnant women! lol

Anywho, have a nice evening y'all!
Your favorite bithchin' bitch,
Stephanie xoxox

First blog post

Hey guys, welcome to my demented little world. The only reason this little place exists is because I needed an account to post on my friend's blog (my number one biotch, Eric) and I figured I might as well utilize this little piece of Internet paradise I can call my own. Anywho, the whole way I'm gonna write this thing, is I'm gonna divide my post into two. My rants, and my raves. Somedays I'll have more rants, somedays I'll have more raves, but I hope that none the less, you can relate to me and my fucked up little world.

My rants du jour:

~Namibia's National Angelina Jolie day? Um, no. How about someone IMPORTANT getting a day? Like... I dunno who lol but anyone but HER.

~Oh yeah, Angelina had her baby. Woo hoo. Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. Ick. What kind of name is that? What IS it with celebrities nowadays? Why can't they use NORMAL names like... I dunno? STEPHANIE?! Here's what the oh so great Eric had to say about this:
-=-3r!c-=- a lil more ... Blogging ' XD says:
shiloh nouvel wtf r they on crack or something?
Exactly my thoughts, Eric, exactly my thoughts. Pass me some of that Vicodin, won't cha?

~Reading Eric's blog, reminded me... Why are people so skinny?! I mean, no one's hidding it, I'm no small chick, but who care's? It's not hard girls! It's called CHEW, SWALLOW, REPEAT! Oh, and don't pull a "Stupid Girls" on us, no puking either!

~What is with guys? Why do they feel HONKING me down is gonna get them somewhere. Here I am walking on Newman, heading back to the metro, and some guy asks me for my lighter, and my number lol, and then these two guys just drive by, and honk! Um, NO?!

~Was I the only one who thought about how much prom SUCKED?! Especially with the CSLness going on... Why did I spend 600 dollars on a dress? Did it make it suck less? NO! If any of CSL's future graduates are reading this... Um, two words. DON'T GO!!!

~My french manicure. Ever try typing with long nails? Not easy!

My raves du jour:

~Eric's blog (www.riv3rside.blogspot.com)

~My humanities teacher, Jacynthe. She rox! (P.S I passed lol)

~Vodka. No matter how gross it tastes going down, no one can deny it's "getting you drunk fast" properties. I love it.

~Going out at 3AM to see your friend's boyfriend. I want one too! lol... Hmm, maybe those honking dudes? NOT!!!

~Hot dogs! I had them for dinner and boy, oh boy are they yummy. Who cares if no one knows what's in em?! Mmmmm racoon... oops :P

~Da Vinci Code. I know it's getting mixed reviews but I loved it!!!

~Added on third edit: So you think you can dance is back! Three words for you: FUCK YOU! Um... EXCLAMATION POINT is the third word, um ya!!! LMAO

Anywho, it's past my bed time! (1AM lol) So I'll post again soon!
Your favorite biotch, Stephanie xoxox